Angie's ratt restorations

Ever hear of the band X-COPS? Well, if you haven't, you'd best go down to your local record store and order their album "You have the right to remain silent"...if you don't, your collection is seriously lacking in badass! This table's paint job was inspired by cop-hating anthem "The Party's Over" - a fanciful little diddy that'll make ya wanna go out and bash the windows in on a cruiser tonight!!! Not for the faint o' heart.

Assholes. Jerks. Bitches. Yeah, they're all around us. Your band plays a show and nobody comes except your mom...your mom and the Devil. When the pricks let ya down...you know he never will.

Some people come along `n twist your fragile mind. Some lovers come along and make a mess of ya! They find your body in a rotting pile o' steel, bring ya home from the junkyard, grind off all the rust and start putting ya back together. You're looking good for a while, gettin' all shiny painted and feelin' like a hot rod once more, then the day you're engine's supposed to be dropped in place, they never show up at the garage...ever again!!!!!!!


"If Ya Wanna Git to Heaven... You Gotta Raise a Little Hell "

"Tequilla 'n' Tears "

"Don't give a S--t 'bout no two bit "

"Bruised, Beaten `n Bullshitted" Found this table top in the trash...it was sturdy, heavy and tough like an old hilbilly. Inspired by livin' a rock `n roll life o' hard knocks, this baby's been painted with passion and pain! Life in the underground can be a bitch sometimes...and so can the people that live down there with ya!

Kickin' Ass `n Porkin' Chops Ever hear of the band X-COPS? Well, if you haven't, you'd best go down to your local record store and order their album "You have the right to remain silent"...if you don't, your collection is seriously lacking in badass! This table's paint job was inspired by cop-hating anthem "The Party's Over" - a fanciful little diddy that'll make ya wanna go out and bash the windows in on a cruiser tonight!!! Not for the faint o' heart.

"I Love the Devil... `Cause he Always Shows Up" Assholes. Jerks. Bitches. Yeah, they're all around us. Your band plays a show and nobody comes except your mom...your mom and the Devil. When the pricks let ya down...you know he never will.

Heart, Shop, Rot! 'baby, you chopped my heart ...then left it in the shop to rot' Some people come along `n twist your fragile mind. Some lovers come along and make a mess of ya! They find your body in a rotting pile o' steel, bring ya home from the junkyard, grind off all the rust and start putting ya back together. You're looking good for a while, gettin' all shiny painted and feelin' like a hot rod once more, then the day you're engine's supposed to be dropped in place, they never show up at the garage...ever again!!!!!!!

"Liquor `n Lust" Cocktail Table -$250 Ever had beer goggles somethin' fierce? Ever just wanted to cut the shit and get to business? Ever get turned on by a simple rock song? Ever drive drunk...and fast as hell? Well, hopefully if you have done any of the above, you make it home alive to laugh your ass off about it the next morning....this table is a tribute to "assholian" behaviour!

"Ain't Gonna Lay Down `n Die Darlin'" Coffee Table -$OLD When you're past the point of giving two shits anymore. When your beer is your new room-mate and the one you once drooled over is starting to look a little less smokin' hot then they once did. When you realize you're gonna survive!


"SIX HUNDRED AND SIXTY-SIX ZOMBIE BABES" table -$old Sometimes luv'll turn ya into the walking dead. Sometimes you don't come back. Sometimes you get so burned, the only thing left to do is kill the object of your desire. Eat `em. Devour `em. Then move on and drag yourself, with your tattered zombie rags, into the ocean. "Six Hundred and Sixty Six Zombie" babes is for any girl who lives like everyday is Hallowe'en.


"ARE YA DRINKIN' WITH ME JESUS?" two tier table -$OLD If you don't own the Mojo Nixon/Jello Biafra collaboration "Prairie Home Invasion", you don't know good religion! Go out, get that album, get so ripped you puke and make sure you've got spurs stabbin' your ass when you're hunched over worshipping the porcelain goddess! Inspired by the album's killer last track, this table is for those pouty, disenchanted alkies who spell it "the Blooze".


"SNOW & VIOLETS" two tier table -250$ If you're the type that wears a leather jacket in January, has a heart encased in ice and a soul as empty as that rusty old car in farmer Brown's berry patch, this is the table for you. Everyone knows the purple part of the flame'll burn ya the worst - this is a piece for every rocker who lives day to day with that raging heat. Matte black with purple flames and hand painted poem on top portion. It burns so hot, it's cold.


"Diamonds `n' Rust" telephone table -$old Inspired by the classic Judas Priest song by the same name, this table establishes the delicate balance between the rough and the refined. Gloss black w/bronze & gold flames, handmade decorative silk dragon seat & "Pure Hell" logo.


"White Russian" telephone table -$old Creamy-gold flames lick at the endless black that follows through this glossy black table. Perfect for the person who fancies a mixture of hard rock and smooth lounge. You'll put martinis on this one, not Labatt 50's!


Retro coffee table for classy trash - $old
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